9-0-0*MANCITY
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CASE REF PL/115 · DECISION 29.09.2026 · PERIOD 2009-10 → 2017-18 · SANCTIONS PENDING · CLUB DENIES WRONGDOING · APPEAL EXPECTED · THIS IS A PARODY GAME · LOCAL MAN REFRESHES BBC SPORT 400 TIMES · PUNDITS NATIONWIDE GOOGLE "AMORTISATION" · IT'S A FUNNY OLD GAME (OF ACCOUNTANCY) · CASE REF PL/115 · DECISION 29.09.2026 · PERIOD 2009-10 → 2017-18 · SANCTIONS PENDING · CLUB DENIES WRONGDOING · APPEAL EXPECTED · THIS IS A PARODY GAME · LOCAL MAN REFRESHES BBC SPORT 400 TIMES · PUNDITS NATIONWIDE GOOGLE "AMORTISATION" · IT'S A FUNNY OLD GAME (OF ACCOUNTANCY) ·
9-0-0 MAN CITY

£900m, nine seasons, nine champions. A parody transfer game by the people behind 8-0 World Cup.

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  • Sky Sports — the case, five takes
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Parody. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Manchester City FC, the Premier League or any sponsor. The club denies wrongdoing and says it will appeal.
Market values from Transfermarkt (via the open transfermarkt-datasets project). Ratings are our own estimates. In-game verdicts are fiction.
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