9-0-0*MANCITY
CASE REF PL/115 · SEASONS 2009–2018

The league says the books were out by more than £900m. Here’s £900m. Show us how it’s done.

SPEND £900M.
BEAT NINE CHAMPIONS.

Eleven random squads. Sign players at what they cost then. Beat the nine champions.

Open the booksHow it works
EXHIBIT 01

Open the books

£900M. Eleven turns, each dealing a random squad from 2009–2018.

EXHIBIT 02

Buy before the price explodes

Prices are that season's. A 2012 De Bruyne costs a fraction.

EXHIBIT 03

Face the nine champions

Every title winner of the period. Go 9-0-0. Then the Commission rules.

The docket

Nine fixtures, one per season, in order.

  1. M1Chelsea2009-10
  2. M2Manchester United2010-11
  3. M3Manchester City2011-12
  4. M4Manchester United2012-13
  5. M5Manchester City2013-14
  6. M6Chelsea2014-15
  7. M7Leicester City2015-16
  8. M8Chelsea2016-17
  9. M9Manchester City2017-18

Meanwhile, in reality

On 29 September 2026 a commission found Manchester City in breach of Premier League financial rules from 2009-10 to 2017-18. The club denies wrongdoing and says it will appeal.

This site is a parody game. Everything that happens inside it, including verdicts, is fiction.

Open the books

Eleven vacancies. £900M. No questions asked — yet.