9-0-0*MANCITY
CASE REF PL/115 · SEASONS 2009–2018

SPEND £900M.
BEAT NINE CHAMPIONS.

Sign eleven players at what they cost then. Beat the nine champions.

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EXHIBIT 01

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£900M. Eleven turns, a random club-season each.

EXHIBIT 02

Buy low, deny everything

Prices from that season. A 2012 De Bruyne is a bargain.

EXHIBIT 03

Face the nine champions

Go 9-0-0. Then the Commission rules. (Ours. Fictional. Faster.)

The nine champions

  1. 09-10Chelsea2009-10 champions86 ptsstr 87.2
  2. 10-11Manchester United2010-11 champions80 ptsstr 85.0
  3. 11-12Manchester City2011-12 champions89 ptsstr 86.0
  4. 12-13Manchester United2012-13 champions89 ptsstr 83.3
  5. 13-14Manchester City2013-14 champions86 ptsstr 84.7
  6. 14-15Chelsea2014-15 champions87 ptsstr 86.1
  7. 15-16Leicester City2015-16 champions81 ptsstr 80.2
  8. 16-17Chelsea2016-17 champions93 ptsstr 86.8
  9. 17-18Manchester City2017-18 champions100 ptsstr 86.9

Meanwhile, in the real world (no reloads)

On 29 September 2026 a commission found Manchester City in breach of Premier League financial rules from 2009-10 to 2017-18. The club denies wrongdoing and says it will appeal.

This site is a parody game. Verdicts inside it are fiction.

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